WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump addressed concerns about the stock market Monday, ensuring the American people that the economy was stronger than ever while wearing a barrel for clothes.

"Our great big beautiful economy is about to get even bigger and more beautiful than ever," Trump said as he adjusted the wooden barrel around his body. "My innovative tariff plan is working!"

Trump spoke for approximately twenty minutes on the economy, describing it as a "strong engine made in America" that "will never, ever, collapse." To close out his speech, he reconfirmed his position that tariffs will make America rich again. He did not, however, respond to questions about his new wardrobe.

"I will not be taking questions about the barrel," said Trump.

Economists view Trump's choice of clothin

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