U.S. — With the release of the 435th book about what is wrong with the church today, theologians agree that Christianity has finally been saved.

"All the other book explaining what is wrong with the church just didn't do the trick. We needed one more,"said respected Pastor John Wilkes. "I had thought the Bible would have been enough to keep us on course, but I was wrong. This new book about what's wrong with the church finally clears things up. It's about time."

According to sources, the gates of Hades were about to prevail against the church until Dr. Hendricks Quill wrote The Lost Church , the 435th book about how the church had lost its way.

Though the Apostle Paul gave lots of authoritative instructions about the church, Christians generally agree that this new book is what will f

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