×Art Kumbalek

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, as our “president” Donald J(ackass) Trump executive-orders himself into renaming the Gulf of Mexico (America) and the Department of Defense (War), I have a friend in a D.C. high place who whispers to me of Humpty-Dumbty’s next switch. What could it be?

The focking alphabet, for cripes sakes. Yeah, “a set of 26 letters used to write the English language.” That one.

The top row of your government-issued keyboards for typing will no longer read left to right “Q-W-E-R-T-Y-U-I-O-P,” no sir.

It will now read thus: “D-J-T-I-B-E-A-G-O-D.”

Happy typing, you’ all, as you try to figure how you don’t have any kind of health care on account of the “Big, Beautiful..” bullshit.

Hey, hold on. I’ve gotten the messa

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