South Park Can’t Quit Trump Micropenis Gags and Throws In a Conspiring Vance, Antichrist-Obsessed Peter Thiel

Zachary Leeman Oct 17th, 2025, 9:09 am

continued its brutal mockery of President Donald Trump in their latest episode, depicting him masturbating with tweezers and chopsticks.

South Park’s newest episode, first aired on Wednesday, follows an ongoing story involving the president impregnating Satan and pushing for him to get an abortion. The episode features a version of billionaire Peter Thiel who is conspiring with Vice President JD Vance (who is modeled after Tattoo ) to stop Satan from having his baby.

“When I become president, I will give you full access to everyone’s data,” Vance promises Thiel during one of their phone calls.

Thiel, at the time, is on his wa

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