CONWAY, AR - Desiring to pick up a bottle of wine to celebrate his 20th anniversary with his wife, local Baptist minister Bob Pearson reportedly donned a clever disguise consisting primarily of a false plastic nose, mustache, and glasses for his trip to a local liquor store Saturday, according to sources.

Arriving clad in a dark trench-coat under the cover of nightfall, the incognito minister was spotted asking the clerk in an excellently disguised falsetto voice if he could help him locate an appropriate bottle of wine in the $30 range - "but nothing too fancy," he said, as he repeatedly looked over his shoulder, thinking one of the other patrons was possibly following him.

As Pearson paid for his selected wine - reportedly a $6 bottle with a Kangaroo depicted on the label - to his horr

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