TORONTO, ON

Tired of the “woke” swimsuit editions coming from the mainstream media, anti-PC crusader Jordan Peterson is set to release ’12 Rules for Life: Swimsuit Edition’ specifically for an audience that “appreciates good old-fashioned wholesome bikini photos.”

“I’ll be personally vetting all the photos,” said Peterson. “Every model in there is going to be at least a 9 out of 10 on my scale. And no more woke liberal models. It’ll be nothing but skinny Photoshopped women wearing hardly anything at all. The sort of sexy photos even your grandparents can appreciate.”

The book already has significant support among Peterson’s followers, who were “horrified” by the “authoritarian” photos recently featured in and long for sexy swimsuit photos that reflect their family values.

“It’s time us

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