A gang of jewel thieves pulled off one of the boldest museum robberies in recent memory. It’s something out of a heist movie, and one that isn’t even particularly clever: the thieves stole crown jewels from the Louvre in Paris. That reads like a plot masterminded by ChatGPT.

The Louvre, unquestionably the most famous art gallery on the face of the Earth, the place that houses the Mona Lisa, had literal Crown Jewels stolen from it in a heist that took just under four minutes.

The crew showed up with one of those basket lifts city workers drive out to fix a streetlamp, and used it to scale the Louvre’s Seine-facing wall. They sliced through a window with one of those disc cutters that you see thieves in heist movies using to cut holes in glass.

Once inside, the thieves made a beeline for

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