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TEXARKANA, TX - According to sources close to local man Matthew Franco, the 39-year-old believer knows every single line from the classic film The Princess Bride by heart, yet struggles to quote a full Bible verse without having to look it up to refresh his memory.

The Christian man quotes the film throughout his day, responding to coworkers' interactions by reciting lines like, "As you wish," and "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!" but always finds himself struggling to recall whatever Bible passage he's trying to remember.

According to his friends and family, he's watched the film 17 times this year already, mouthing the lines along with the actors as Westley attempts to save Princess Buttercup from the weaselly Prince Humperdinck. However, not one

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