WOMEN have confirmed every sexually explicit text message they send goes through comprehensive rounds of group evaluation.

Unlike men, who clumsily fire off crude, misspelled messages about their arousal with their free hand, women submit their sexts to a rigorous peer review process before sending.

Woman Helen Archer said: “As with an academic paper, all sexts are screened for originality and validity. Anything as unoriginal as ‘you make my pussy moist’ with a water droplet emoji won’t make it past drafts.

“The first step is the proposal. This breaks down the overall theme of the sext and outlines the author’s feelings. For example: The Impact Of Seeing Your Forearms Last Thursday As I Lie Awake At 2am Playing With My Vibrator: A Study.

“Once this is approved, the first version is se

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