Love Is Blind season nine made history by resulting in no marriages, but Megan Walerius and Jordan Keltner went the extra mile as the only couple in the wedding episode to not even make it to a wedding. In the October 22 finale, Walerius broke up with Keltner before they could make it down the aisle, leading with the explanation that they’re just too different — he’s a regular guy who likes to eat the same things every day, and that’s not exactly the vibe of a rich businesswoman who calls herself Sparkle Megan. Nothing feels regular about those chicken smoothies he chugged , but we digress.

The couple had faced struggles earlier in the season. In Baja, Walerius found Keltner annoying at the group party; once back in Denver, she wanted him to talk more about his work as a service ma

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