WASHINGTON D.C. - In the daily list of brand new things suddenly thought to be racist, the Senate's filibuster has been added, making it the 83,456,718,514th thing to recently be revealed as racist that no one gave even two thoughts about mere months ago.

"The filibuster is as bad as Jim Crow," said left-wing pundit Matthew Cook. "No, it's worse than that. It's as bad as a box of Uncle Ben's rice. Maybe even as bad as the white supremacist concept of punctuality."

Not that long ago, Democrats constantly used the filibuster, and both President Biden and President Barack Obama gave impassioned speeches in defense of the filibuster, but this week it has been revealed to be super-duper racist, as it wound up on the daily list of "Things We Now Consider Racist But Also Always Considered Racis

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