Oh for f**k's sake, we would never have hyped a Caerphilly by-election if Reform weren't going to win it

ARE you taking the f**king piss, Wales? You think we’d have bothered covering a by-election in bloody Caerphilly if Reform weren’t going to win?

It’s not even to proper Parliament. It’s the Senedd, which nobody east of Wrexham gives even a ghost of a shit about. But nonetheless, because it was a nailed-on Reform win and a harbinger of their landslide election victory to come, we sent our journalists.

We did grubby vox pops with your hideously-accented natives. We pretended to care about your pathetic local issues, like ‘closing a library’. We said you were a bellwether for the whole of Wales, not to mention the UK. Then you do this?

What are we meant to do with a f**king Plaid Cymru win? Start claiming they’re the inevitable winners of the next election? A bunch of stumpy-legged daffodi