LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) -- Sometimes, I wonder if we’re all being punked. Curt Cignetti’s Indiana team will win another football game by some ridiculous score, and a voice from the sky will tell us:

“I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE. THIS HAS ALL BEEN AN ELABORATE PRANK. ALL OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS BEEN IN ON IT. WE JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW LONG PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE THAT INDIANA IS A NATIONAL FOOTBALL POWER. LOOK UP AND SMILE. THE LIGHT FIXTURES ARE ALL CAMERAS. YOUR WATCH IS A HIDDEN MICROPH ...”

Probably not. No need to pinch yourself. The Indiana juggernaut is all too real. On Saturday, it rolled through UCLA like a combine in a cornfield. Or, for those of you reading in California, like a mudslide through Malibu.

Final score: No. 2 Indiana 56, UCLA 6.

It was, by Indiana quarterback Fernando Mend

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