CHILLIWACK, BC

For the first time in almost three decades, all the Epps were gathered in the very same church gymnasium.

“Ahh, it’s so nice to see all the Epps in once place,” said John Epp of Black Creek, who ventured out to Chilliwack for the event. “It’s really too bad Oma had to die to get us all together like this.”

The Epps sat around dipping sugar cubes into their coffee as they chatted about the good old days when the Epps used to gather like this all the time.

“It’s so lovely to see my cousin Lois,” said John Epp. “She came all the way out from Calgary for the gathering/funeral.”

The Epps were so enjoying themselves playing Dutch Blitz and eating processed deli meats, that they entirely forgot why they had gathered in the first place.

“Oma did this on purpose,” said cousin W

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