SUNNYVALE, CA - There's a hot new app in Silicon Valley: Diversafriend. The app allows you to choose from thousands of different friends of color, so you can make racist jokes while assuring people it's OK because you have a non-white friend.
The app features a searchable database of friends for hire, sorted by race. When you select a friend and pay the fee, they'll come hang out with you for a designated amount of time. You can take selfies with them, tag them in photos on Facebook, and make racist jokes while they're around. Then you'll always have proof that you're a very diverse, inclusive, loving person.
"Want a black friend so you can tell black jokes? Want an Asian friend so you can make a reference to how Asians are bad drivers? Diversafriend has got you covered," said Diversafri

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