WASHINGTON, D.C. - In conjunction with the USDA and HHS, President Joe Biden has released guidance for Americans that are being hit hard by inflation and surging gas prices. To ease their pain, the administration is advising everyone to add more water to their instant ramen so they can feel more full.

Press Secretary Jen Psaki briefed the press this morning on the Biden administration's official position. "It's really simple," she said. "Just add more water and you'll get more delicious broth - like magic! The president wants Americans to know that he's feeling their pain and we'll get through this together. Biden is just like one of you. The first lady puts on his pants for him one leg at a time just like everybody else."

She continued, "The president feels, and we agree, that 'Big Rame

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