The response to Taylor Swift’s highly-anticipated 12th studio album Life of a Showgirl was as expected — streaming records shattered, Billboard charts topped and fans clamoring for more in the midst of a new music video, limited edition releases and an upcoming Eras Tour documentary. (The devil works hard, but Swift’s marketing team works harder.)

While the Swiftie fervor has hit a predictable fever pitch in the wake of her engagement to Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, so too has the criticism regarding arguably the most sexual Swift song to date: “Wood.”

The catchy tune carries enough of a playful pop beat for you to almost forget that Swift is clearly singing about her fiancé’s, uh, reproductive appendage. The ninth track on the album — what some Swifties say is an intention

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