Stephanie Edwards of Leichhardt has another airport tale of commandeered condiments (C8): “My jar of a famous British brand of marmalade was confiscated by security at Heathrow. Apparently, it’s a ‘gel’ that could be used to mix an explosive to blow up the aircraft. As if an Australian passport holder would ever contemplate blowing up Qantas!”

Judy Finch of Taree has some “lessons to be learnt from exploding cans of baked beans (C8),” for Peter Farquhar: “Think about expanding one’s dinner choices, don’t watch cricket in a comfy chair (both are sleep inducing), and go straight home after work.”

George Manojlovic’s medicine cabinet concerto (C8) had Jeff Sormus of East Corrimal wondering if he was “having a Band-Aid concert in the Shower Of Song .”

The theory put forward by Dermot Perr

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