All Yellowstone National Park roads south of Mammoth Hot Springs are staying closed Monday, giving visitors an unexpected crash course in “tourists + cars + snow = bad idea.” Officials pulled the plug on travel Sunday evening after more than 30 vehicles got stranded, slid off, or otherwise auditioned for a winter blooper reel.

The National Park Service closed the roads at 5 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 26, citing hazardous conditions and a serious need for snow shovels, grit, and maybe some magic. Heavy snow and gusty winds weren’t planning to take a break either, keeping visibility low and tempers high.

“Visitor safety is our top priority,” park staff said, probably while sipping hot cocoa and watching the chaos unfold. “Crews are working as quickly and safely as possible, but yes… it’s a winter s

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