WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senators were shocked today as Biden's Supreme Court nominee defended pedophiles, saying their lives shouldn't be ruined for something they did for only 15 minutes. As the democrats nodded in agreement, she then went on to defend murder.

"Let's talk about people who commit mass shootings," said Jackson. "Semi-automatic firearms can shoot hundreds of rounds per minute, making it much easier and quicker to kill a lot of people than it used to be when our murder laws were written. I say again - it isn't fair to put someone away for life just because they pulled a trigger several hundred times over 15 minutes! I am very smart."

The committee members stared blankly and blinked a couple of times before continuing the questioning.

"Miss Jackson ma'am, are you WOKE? I don't k

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