Inspirational thought of the week:

Take this job and shove it

I ain't working here no more

My woman done left

And took all the reasons

I was working for

You better not try to stand in my way

As I'm a-walking out the door

Take this job and shove it

I ain't working here no more

-- "Take This Job and Shove It," Johnny Paycheck

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the wall of industrial-sized cooling fans used to keep Pete Thamel's phone and laptop labeled "Coaching Carousel News Breakers" from overheating and exploding like the Death Star, we are following what would appear to be a good plan for anyone and everyone who has even the tiniest line of crossover into the Venn diagram of college football: wearing a hardhat and hiding under our desks as everyone around us shouts

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