TORONTO, ON

Businessman and television personality Kevin O’Leary has taken time out of his busy schedule of helping young entrepreneurs make a “shit ton of moolah” to give some advice to Mennonites across the country.

“It’s all about the money,” the and star said from his Toronto mansion. “If there’s anything we know about the Mennonites, it’s that they don’t care enough about working hard and making money and I’m here to say that needs to change.”

The venture capitalist has become famous across North America for his bold pronouncements and ruthless commitment to laissez-faire capitalism, and it is precisely this same cold attitude that O’Leary wants to pass on to the Mennonites.

“I realize you’ve taken swamp land and turned it into a paradise in many places across the globe,” said O’L

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