No one saw this coming. And by “no one” I mean “no one with a brain larger than a lima bean.”

College football’s current state of confusion and strife would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dumb and predictable. We now live in a country where expensive coaches are being discarded like used mattresses, stained but still usable. Communities are organizing canned food drives to pay off contracts. “GoFundMe” accounts have been replaced by “GoF---Me” appeals. (For the record, the missing letters are i-r-e).

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