U.S. — Mere weeks after bringing about a much-heralded ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, President Donald Trump pulled off yet another historic treaty by successfully negotiating a peace deal between proponents of the contemporary service and adherents to the traditional service.
Though the conflict had transitioned into more of a "cold war" in recent years, the hostilities between attendees of the contemporary and traditional services had never shown any sign of subsiding until President Trump took office.
"He really is the ‘Peace President,'" said Jeff Larson, who has been a committed attendee of the contemporary service at First Presbyterian Church for the last 25 years. "We've been at odds with those old codgers for what seems like all of history, with their organ music and their s

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