PENNSYLVANIA - After Pennsylvania announced it would be banning alcohol sales this week, a mysterious "Beer Baron" began smuggling multiple truckloads of beer into the state, saving Thanksgiving for everyone.

The suspect is described as having orange skin and matching hair and shouting a lot. Footage shows him getting chased by cops, who fired at him with their Tommy guns in high-speed pursuits through the state.

"We will bring this vigilante to justice," said President Trump. "We believe in the rule of law in this country, and it's absolutely despicable that this man is defying the tyrannical rule of Democrat-controlled Pennsylvania. Really, it's very sad. Not good!"

"You'll never take me alive, coppers!" the vigilante cried as he blew through a Pennsylvania police checkpoint. "The peo

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