“ South Park ” got meta on its Halloween episode, as Stan voiced the dissent of some fans by saying “‘South Park’ sucks now because of all of this political shit,” referring to recent White House storylines. Of course, being that this is “South Park,” his solution was to create South Park Sucks crypto and send Kyle’s cousin Kyle Schwartz to ask Trump for protection for this memecoin scheme.

This led to an intersecting plot in which Trump holds a seance, led by Attorney General Pam Bondi, to help rid himself of a behatted entity that’s haunting him in the White House — also known as his wife, Melania. Also spotted haunting the halls of the White House is FCC chairman Brendan Carr , wcho appeared as a Mummy after “losing his freedom of speech,” according to Stephen Miller, referring to

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