WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democrats House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, and House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer all stormed out of the meeting on Syria with President Donald Trump, each side accusing the other of being "unhinged." Apparently, the meeting broke down when Trump suggested they all order lunch and get "sandwiches." When asked what type of sandwich he wanted, Trump suggested "hot dogs."
The room was dead silent for a few seconds before Pelosi yelled, "What did you just say?"
"I said the type of sandwich I like is a hotdog," Trump clarified.
"Are you insane?" Pelosi demanded, barely keeping herself in control. "Are you really calling a hotdog a sandwich?"
"It's meat between two slices of bread," Trump said nonchalantly. "It's a sandwich."
Pelosi was now

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