The Song of Songs is chock-full of memorable love lines (fawns, anyone?) -- but not all of Solomon's romantic poetry was included in the final cut. Here are nine rejected lines that didn't quite make the grade:

Your legs are like a pod of whales - Such a beautiful image.

Your hips are wide as the Red Sea, perfect for child-bearing - Aww!

The rouge of your cheeks is like the deep red of the blood that flowed from 600 Philistines as Shamgar slew them with an ox goad - Would have made his lady blush, for sure.

Your breasts....mmmm. I forgot what I was saying - Solomon had such a way with words.

Your thighs are like thunder, striking the plains of Israel - Hubba-hubba.

You're so hot, if we were traveling through a foreign land I'd pretend you were my sister - High praise.

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