A MAN has achieved the perfect balance between his working life and his personal life by beginning an affair with his boss.

Estates manager James Bates has hit on a solution which gives him the best of both worlds with a sexual relationship that bridges the two, bringing the office to the bedroom, the bedroom to the office and all under the looming shadow of HR.

He said: “Boundaries are much easier to manage when they’re completely ignored.

“It’s good for my social wellbeing, it’s given my self-esteem a boost, physically I’ve never felt better and there’s no possible way it could harm my career prospects. Every day’s a one-on-one personal development opportunity!

“All those years I’ve wasted pushing myself to overachieve at work and then, dog-tired, forced myself to go out and have a f

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