Coca-Cola Won’t Stop Until It Ruins Christmas

Header Image Source: Coca-Cola

We have Coca-Cola to thank for the “modern” iteration of Santa Claus. They took a Civil War drawing, made it more to their corporate liking, and presented a mascot of sorts who was clad in company colors and swilling their sugary beverage. If anyone gets to take that image, which has been adapted and (mostly) accepted as the mainstream look, and drive it straight into a mediocre hellscape, I guess it’s them.

The Coca-Cola company will be trotting out an AI-generated Christmas ad for the second year in a row. But don’t worry! They promise it doesn’t look awful like the last one did. Remember how that was your only complaint about it before? Also, you love any brand of Coke product and often sit around the fi

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