Despite his fixation on “making life multiplanetary” and “expanding consciousness to the stars,” Elon Musk still occasionally expresses concern about humans on planet Earth.

Which is why he wants to block out the Sun, of course.

On Monday, Musk took to his site X (née Twitter) to explain his masterplan for delivering humanity from the jaws of climate doom, which will involve a little help from what sounds an awful lot like the plot to “The Matrix.”

“A large solar-powered AI satellite constellation would be able to prevent global warming by making tiny adjustments in how much solar energy reached Earth,” Musk tweeted, apropos of seemingly nothing.

The SpaceX CEO currently maintains a vast constellation of nearly 9,000 Starlink satellites in orbit, which aren’t currently blocking out the

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