In case you forgot, you can be in your 50s and your parents can still fuck you up real good. The youths don’t have a lock on that, okay? It’s a shame that Alex and Cory have such a distaste for one another at the moment because both of their parents are psychotic in their own special ways, but psychotic nonetheless, and those two would have a lot to share after the events of “The Parent Trap.”

Cory’s mother takes a pill to kill herself in front of him, and honestly, I still think Alex has the shittier day. As if tensions between Alex and her father, Martin, weren’t high enough, she gets a call in the middle of the night that her father has been arrested by campus police for giving Paul Revere a different kind of midnight ride, which is to say he is hammered drunk and was caught pissing on

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