Passenger endures flight next to seatmate's 'poop smears'

It was a real crappy landing.

A Delta passenger is raising a stink after sitting next to a foul-smelling passenger who reportedly soiled themselves during a five-and-a-half-hour trip from Florida to Los Angeles, California. They detailed their odiferous flight in a post taking off on Reddit.

In the smelly story, captioned “5.5-hour flight next to a human biohazard,” the poster said they initially thought the flight was “smooth sailing” as it was direct.

“There were literal poop smears on the seat. And on him,” the traveler recalled. Ronen Tivony/NurPhoto/Shutterstock

However, the flyer realized they were “SOL” (s—t outta luck) when an “older gentleman” boarded with “airline assistance” and “no companion” and got seated right next to them, they wrote.

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