LINCOLN, NE — According to multiple witnesses, hilarious comedienne Chelsea Handler burst into a family's living room to tell them she was totally happy being child-free and not at all miserable or anything.

The Sorenson family paused game night until she was finished yelling about how happy she was.

"Do you have a champagne room? I do, I bet you've never even tried champagne, you unhappy louts," slurred the comic most well-known for her talk show in which she said things passive-aggressively for an hour. "I'm free to indulge in my own pleasures all I want until a new therapist tells me to maybe back off a little!"

"Therapist hopping, now that's a lasting joy you lot will never understand," She continued.

Handler then motioned around at the family's house and loudly scoffed at the fami

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