SAN FRANCISCO - After parents in San Francisco overwhelmingly voted out their school board, a former school board member was spotted on a street corner with a cardboard sign which read, "Will Abuse Children 4 Food." The newly unemployed civil servant appeared disheveled after a restless night of not harming children through forced masking, sexual grooming in gender ideology, and Communist indoctrination.

"I'm a hard worker," said Olivia Nelson. "I will happily harm a child's developmental growth and transform them into obedient brain-dead lemmings for food! I'm even willing to rough them up a little."

According to sources, Nelson has set up shop in a highly trafficked area of Fisherman's Wharf, a place popular with tourists. Authorities believe she'll last there for about a week before s

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