When M&M bravely transformed their M&M characters into progressive liberals they shined a spotlight on a problem no one had ever considered before. Can candy be racist? Can it be transphobic or deplorable? The answer, we now know, is yes.

Here are nine more candies that need to follow M&M's trailblazing example and get woke asap!

Almond Joy - Has nuts. Should get nut removal surgery and be transgender. Also, it's wrong to feel joy in our broken, racist, evil country. That's privilege. Do better, Almond Joy.

Sour Patch Kids - None of these kids have had gender reassignment surgery. They're not even taking puberty blockers! Additionally, they are all diverse skin colors, and yet are getting along in harmony. Not woke all!

Mr. Goodbar - Where do we even start? Mister? Good? BAR?!

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