SAN CARLOS, CA — Tesla has just released a long-awaited addition to its lineup of self-driving cars. According to several sources, the brand-new Tesla Model W is a self-crashing car designed especially for women.

According to several sources, the model has been in testing since well before the Cybertruck, though it has only just been cleared for production.

"Initially, it just wouldn't crash consistently enough," said Marc DeNaal, chief engineer on the project. "It was parking way too smoothly for most women and we couldn't get it to run into curbs often enough to suit our women beta testers. It's just dandy now, though — it'll slam on the brakes completely unexpectedly as soon as it senses any cars within the next three miles of open highway. And it's almost as good as a real human fema

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