My editors asked me not to do this. They really did. All of them. They knew their efforts would be in vain, though, because they know me. They knew once the thought entered my mind there was no stopping me. I was going to try eating the entire Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie in a single sitting. Why? I’d like to be pithy or irreverent right now, but I just finished my attempt 15 minutes ago. I’m not feeling very pithy or irreverent at the moment. Nor do I feel very smart. The only thing I feel is a belly full of creamy, citrus, neon teal pie filling and regret. A lot of both.

But am I full of regrets because I succeeded or because I failed? Dear reader, those turned out to be the same thing when it comes to the Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie.

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