PORTLAND, OR - Immediately after losing a pickup basketball game at a park Friday, local liberal and unemployed man Rayne Wendell took to his iPhone in order to submit a piece to Slate.com in which he argues that the rules of basketball are "fundamentally flawed and unjust."

Slate quickly published the piece.

"The three-point rule seems particularly imbalanced toward people who are good at shooting the basketball from far away, while the rule that the team with the most points wins is systemic bias at its worst," he wrote. "Since the other team had more points, the outdated scoring system favored their winning." He was quick to point out that although the other team did score more points, his team took more shots, and so should have been awarded the victory.

He then argued that the rule

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