BIG BEAR, CA - According to sources close to retired businessman Bob Marcone, the 60-year-old man began yelling curses at the millennial generation, blaming them for his predicament as his poor driving and navigation skills caused him to steer his car right off the edge of a cliff Thursday afternoon.

Marcone was attempting to follow the directions on his GPS, but got confused, muttering something about the "good old days" when he could just flip through a 600-page map book to find his way around town. He ended up going in the exact opposite direction of his intended destination, a grocery store he goes to weekly, and drove 200 miles out of his way, ending up atop a peak in Big Bear.

"I'll tell you what the problem with this generation is - they're taking our country down the entirely wro

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