A WOMAN who set out to voyage into the myriad mysteries of her sexual preferences is devastated to find she is uninterestingly straight.

Emma Bradford decided that exploring her fantasies about other genders, which she had not actually had but assumed it was only because she had not tried, would lead her to a new future of pansexuality, bisexuality or at the very least bicuriousity.

She said: “It hasn’t been working out with men, so naturally I blamed them. Casting society’s constraints aside I went on dates with women like a sexual revolutionary.

“Turns out I didn’t fancy them – they were women, it felt weird – they weren’t that keen on me, which I’d never considered, and actually I’m a boring straight woman who likes men.

“| even tried to convince myself I was asexual, which isn’t on

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