NEW YORK, NY - With diversity, equity, and inclusion steamrolling a path for trans women to dominate women in all aspects of life, especially sports, the nation has come together with hopes that someday a trans woman basketball player will finally make the WNBA watchable.

"WNBA games may soon be endured by more than just a player's family, friends, and sportscasters in need of punishment," said NBA commissioner Adam Silver who had continual trouble stifling a yawn each time he mentioned the WNBA. "A trans woman may help the league's reputation of being boring, stifled, uninteresting, tedious, slow, lethargic, lifeless, dull, unexciting, impotent, monotonous, forced, stale, interminable, vapid, wearisome…"

When interrupted with a question about whether allowing an obvious male into the WN

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