LOS ANGELES, CA — Several staff members of Jimmy Kimmel Live! reported that their boss was "absolutely delighted" after he finally got someone on his show to laugh during last night's interview with Vice-President Kamala Harris.

According to the scarred, weeping members of the audience who had actually managed to sit through the entire show, Kimmel was "positively elated" after hearing several of his jokes greeted by Vice-President Harris' nerve-wracking, trauma-inducing cackle.

"So, let's talk about reproductive rights," Kimmel had begun to say, only to be interrupted by an avalanche of hyena-like laughter from the Vice president. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Reproductive rights! YES!" she had exclaimed.

"He was like a little kid in a candy store," recalled show writer Gina Blanchette with

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