PYONGYANG - Shortly after the announcement that President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un would be meeting together, the pair further confirmed that they had struck up a friendship and would become each other's "accountability partners."
The two have agreed to meet weekly for coffee to help each other resist the temptation to begin World War 3.
"As iron sharpens iron, so one powerful egomaniac sharpens another," President Trump said as he and the North Korean dictator began perusing the first chapter of Rick Warren's The Purpose-Driven Life together. "Let's begin with a word of prayer. Father God, we thank you for bringing the two of us together this morning, and we just pray, Father God, that you would just, just just use this time to help bring us closer to each other and

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