U.S. - As the gas shortages continue following the Colonial Pipeline hack, Antifa members have been forced to find alternatives to throwing Molotov cocktails. Now the well-known, mostly peaceful freedom fighters have resorted to throwing non-flammable liquids.

"Since gas is so hard to come by, we've had to adjust and start throwing Molotov mocktails instead at all of the evil, fascist pigs!" said Sloan Finch, a local Antifa leader. "And while our Molotovs no longer contain gasoline anymore, they still pack the same punch and show that the fight for justice can not be stopped."

"Not to mention the fresh fruity, aroma from the mocktails is kinda nice," Sloan continued. "And the delightful scent combined with our double masking is almost enough to cover up our mob's body odor."

Many Antifa

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