Since marriage vows don't always accurately depict what happens in a marriage, they can set unrealistic expectations.

To help, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following more modern — and more accurate — wedding vows for both brides and grooms:

Him: "I promise to always go get you tacos when you suddenly want tacos, even when it's 10:30 pm and I'm in bed already."

Her: "I promise to not ask for your opinion on which color of curtains to put up in the guest room when you're watching the game and the tying run is on 3rd with two outs."

Him: "I promise to give back rubs when asked to give back rubs with the full understanding that these back rubs will probably not lead to anything else."

Her: "I vow to always pretend to be interested in your weird obsessions, whether they happen to b

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