"There's nothing to do in this town," says man who does nothing anyway

STEINBACH, MB

Area resident Dave Friesen, 22, is of the opinion that there’s absolutely “nothing to do” in his small 20,000-person city of Steinbach and vows to stay huddled up in his mom’s basement playing Call of Duty until such time as the city improves its recreational facilities.

“Ugh, I’m so bored,” said Friesen, as he woke up at 3 pm ready for another evening of gaming alone in his boxer shorts. “This town sucks! How’s a single guy in his early twenties who never leaves his parents’ basement ever supposed to find friends in this town!”

Friesen says there’s absolutely nothing to do, especially since he hates bowling, swimming, skating, going to museums and libraries, the local pub, curling, taking art lessons, volunteering, pickleball, tennis, the Steinbach Pistons, snowshoeing, h