DENVER, CO — "It's a great time to buy a house right now," said Jazz Price, the realtor who gets paid if you buy a house right now.
Jazz reaffirmed that it was a great time to buy as he gave in-person showings to prospective buyers who felt a little uneasy about the state of the housing market.
"This one-of-a-kind hidden gem is priced to sell and it's perfect for entertaining!" Jazz told each home shopper that came out for the open house. "Not only is it a perfect starter home, it just suits you and your family's needs perfectly! There's great schools nearby and no crime. Also, this could easily be turned into your dream home with a little TLC. Did I mention that it's a great time to buy a house right now?"
"Yes, you have done it at least several times since I've been here," said one ma

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