My most recent Dominos box featured the message “Do Your Slice: Recycle This Pizza Box.” As a longtime reader of your column, I know that Metro specifically DOESN’T want us to recycle pizza boxes. Does Dominos really not know this, or are they just giving us a giant middle finger in the name of corporate greenwashing? —Crusty

Count your blessings, Crusty—given U.S. corporations’ environmental history, it’s easy to imagine a world where Dominos boxes are made from crystallized dioxin mixed with the skulls of baby harp seals. Fortunately, in this world they’re not. (You’re probably thinking of Little Caesars.) Moreover, cardboard really is recyclable—it’s only the soaked-in pizza grease that kills the vibe.

That said, you’re a bit late to the party; Dominos introduced these feel-good bo

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