Well, that was an anti-climactic denouement to primary Joe’s search for love. To clear this out of the way, so we can get to the crew’s work and personal drama: At the end of the second night of the charter, Amy asks Joe to pick two final ladies. Though Joe concedes that Anna has been “her own unique and independent self,” he kicks her off the boat along with Mariely, which is just as well, since Mariely decided Joe was giving “low net worth” anyway. Joe and Alicia make out on the sundeck, and later that night, Alicia asks Kizzi to grab Joe for her after everyone goes to bed. In the morning, Cathy becomes convinced there is foundation on Joe’s pillow, suggesting that Alicia was there during the night.

Kizzi and Cathy are laughing and riffing about FoundationGate — Alicia “pissed on him” t

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